the abc's of snowboarding.

i'm not coordinated. not one bit.

but, i have friends and family who are.

i have a person at school and a person at home who both dig snowboarding.

i dabble in surfing, but the idea of being strapped onto the board is petrifying.
one thing they have in common, however, is the lingo. (channel Reggie & Otto Rocket...)

i found this snowboarding dictionary online. it's an online forum, so boarders from around the globe like mr.penguin, DaSchiz, and IceFaceRider add their own entries. the best bit is, they give the definition in their snowboarder speak. you'll see.

thought i would quickly give you my favorite new vocabulary words.

ACCESSORY MAN

A snowboarder with every piece of snowboard gear imaginable. He has been known to use it all at the same time whether or not the circumstances call for it.  

Can you think of a percussionist you know like this? Seriously, how many triangle beaters do you really need?  

ARTIC COUGAR

An old lady who goes for really young guys on the slopes and in the lodge. 

BEEF WELLINGTON

Something that's hella big or tricky

The innuendo potential here is earth-shattering.

BETTY

A girl who can't ride (a poser who is a girl). Characteristics include: a Roxy snowboard, sideslipping through park, flirting, being loud and obnoxious, matching jacket, pants, hat, etc.

I think I would rather be an Arctic Cougar... Or just read Jane Austen.

BLASTED A DOOKIE

Seeing someone fall really hard while watching from the lift. e.g. "That kid blasted a dookie."

This is not what I thought it would be... *cue cymbals*

BLAZIN' RAISIN

The old man who's just gunning it down the mountain.

Dr. Martynuik.

CHUMPLES

A fat kid that has no skillz.

Your team.

DEATH COOKIE

A big snowball in the middle of a run frozen to the ground.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

FREAK A LEEK

To take a piss.

FRUIT BOOTER

A word used to describe a skier.

LAWN CHAIR AIR

To jump very high and then to collapse like a lawn chair upon impact.

Very different from the Folded Lawnchair. (Our drumline exercise, of course).

SALAMI SANDWICH

The ridiculously overpriced food at the lodge. i.e. "that food is so salami sandwich."

Stick with me, I'll pack you a gourmet lunch, but for free.

TENDER VITTLES

Young men who go for Arctic Cougars

Yum?

YARD SALE

When a boarder bails so hard that their hat/goggles/etc go flying.

 

  

i intentionally left a bunch of good ones on the site. what's your favorite?
http://www.abc-of-snowboarding.com/snowboarddictionary.asp

root of the root

this is going to be the quintessential new year's blog post. i'm sorry to do it to you. kind of.

2011 was good. definitely good.

Spring

Spring of 2011 was an awesome semester. It was the first time in years I had been single for an extended period of time. I didn't have to worry about anyone or anything except me. Selfish, maybe. Refreshing, definitely. I was crazy with schoolwork, and I loved it. I felt so free to do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. I realized that you should feel like that even with  a boy in your life, or maybe even better.

This was also the semester that Megan Hall became my best friend. It's a long story, but it wasn't until our second semester living together that we realized we were in love. You would never tell, you would think we were friends since birth, because we act so stupid around each other. But seriously, I've never had a friend who gets me like that girl.

It was also the semester of David James. I think we first talked via Megan Hall's Skype. He is the perfect 'nice guy.' He's going to kill me for writing that. (What a contradiction!) It's lovely to know that people like him inhabit the world. 

Finally, it was the semester of Rebecca Wojtaszek. I'm so glad there is someone as quirky (and IBSy) as me in Cogswell. She's so strong. In her beliefs, in her friendships, and in her work. Really and truly, one of the most amazing people I've ever met.

Lastly, it was the semester that my cymbal ladies graduated. How daunting.

1. I have to do college without them.

2. I have to do bayund without them.

3. They're going on to do life. 

I mean, no matter what, Kerry and Sarah make my life easier. They always set the path one year before me, kind of giving me hope. Kerry and Sarah did it. I can do it too. That sort of thing.

Summer

This summer was the greatest learning experience I've ever had. My DC internship blog is one of my greatest accomplishments (in my opinion).

http://hideyourbadge.blogspot.com/

Fall

This fall, was also one of my greatest accomplishments. Just the sheer fact that I made it through. The volume of work I did was incredible, in addition to living with dudes, not being able to eat anything, and holding down a job. 

That being said, it was one of the best semesters ever. 

I got to know Cam & Sarah so well. I really needed them this semester, and do not know how I would have fared without them. For life.

I had a kickass drumline. Rookies '11 = Rookies '08. Grace will lead you home.

There were a ton of leadership lessons. Apparently I'm intimidating? 

I produced the Gen/Choral Assembly. Which no one, unless you've done it, really understands. Especially my parents. I try to explain it, but they just don't get it. I also sang in front of people. Which was absolutely, 100-percent, totally and completely petrifying.

Winter

This winter began the winter of trips that we, as a group of friends, will go on every year (hopefully.)

We went to Orlando. And I fell in love with these people all over again every day.

Kerry, Megan, Sarah, my new friend (Shane), Bean, & Cameron.

They each teach me new things all the time. It's really incredible. 

My new year's resolution is to be...

...as dedicated as Megan.

...as honorable as David.

...as strong as Rebecca.

...as thoughtful as Cameron.

...as caring as Sarah Shreve.

...as loyal as Kerry.

...as faithful as Sarah.

...as brave as Shane.

...as good a teacher as Bean.